Amusing Conversations 1

Teacher: Why do you guys care so much about the social lives of the teachers?
Student: Because we don't have one

Teacher: We're going to have a reading quiz later this week
Student: [teacher's boyfriend's name]!
Teacher: That's not a magic word anymore you know.

Friend: Straight connectors, straight connectors, straight connectors, gay connectors, Oh wait! Shoot!
Friend2: [laughs]

Friend 1: Okay, so this piece is going to be 10 centimeters
Freind 2: Okay, so 10 [Friend 1's name]
Friend 1: No, 10 centimeters
Friend 3: Right, 10 [Friend 1's name]