Amusing Conversation(s) 5

Teacher: Teenage males report having a lot of sexual relations, while teenage females report not having a lot of sexual relations, which makes you wonder..........

Amusing Conversation(s) 4

Friend: It's a very classy game, you go around in mechs nuking Ghengis Khan. I'm George Washington by the way.

Amusing Conversation(s) 3 (Valentine's Day)

Friend 1: Roses are red, Violets are blue, now I hope you die a long and miserable death from anthrax
Friend 2: You're not very good at this, are you?

Amusing Conversations (from friends) 1

sister(6yrs old): i wanna go play cheat(the card game)
mom:you mean bullsh--?
sister:uhh, cheat
dad: its called bullsh--.


during dinner:
sister: where did the beef go?
mom: i ate the rest of it
sister: nooooooooooooo
*sister goes off to cry for a total of 3 hours - I AM NOT KIDDING.

dad: i think carla has a fever, she feels like shes 560 degrees
me: kelvin?
dad: no, rankines
(i had to google it)

while playing guitar hero:
mom: get off the 360, go do hw
me: but vacation just started
mom: i want to play

Amusing Conversations 2

Friend 1: I bet you don't even know what the word "fun" means
Friend 2: Yes I do! [To Friend 3] Quick! wiki it!

Friend 1 (a guy): I want to use the man-saw, the only people who have used the man-saw are Stephanie and Ashley, why can't I use it!?!?!?

Friend 1: No!!! you can't be gone on a test day, who's going to not answer our questions when we ask them?
(on AP exams, teachers can't answer any questions)

Statistics

"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"
-Joseph Stalin

Everyday we hear more and more about deaths from pretty much everywhere. We hear that people are getting bombed in Iraq, Sri Lanka, Pakistan...etc, and all we do is just say that there are so and so number of dead, and this many people injured. What does this tell people? People don't really react that much to numbers. I guess it's just a part of how humans think. However devastation becomes much more apparent if you attach a name, a picture, and a life behind each death. If we as a people do this, wouldn't it make people less likely to start wars, knowing that the person opposite of them are pretty much the same as them? Maybe I'm having too much faith in people, but maybe people just don't have enough.